Diary Of A Wimpy Kid : First Day Flu

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid First Day Flu Is Book 16 Of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid And Will Be Released In 2022. It Is Where Greg Starts His High School Days, Rodrick Reaches His End Of High School In 12th Grade, And Manny Starts 2nd Grade And Stops Calling Greg "Bubby."

Plot
September

Tuesday

I Can't Believe This! I'm Finally Attending Crossland High! I Made Some Pretty Nice Friends Though The Summer Too.

There's Fred Who LOVES Twisted Wizard, Tom, Who Introduced Me To Scratch, A Website Where You Make Your Own Games And Finally, Bill Moved Back And Has Cool Pool Parties. Rowley Really Seemed To Like Tom, Since He Wants To Make A Racing Game. I Can't Wait To See Them All At Crossland High Tomorrow.

Wednesday

I Finally Got A Girlfriend Who's Name Is Mary. But That Doesn't Mean I'm Gonna Not Be Friends With Rowley Anymore. Thankfully Fregley Moved To Harrisburg, But There's Now A New Guy i Have To Deal With Whose Name Is Leo. One Time He Did This.

Leo : Betcha I Can Touch Your Brain!

Greg : What The Heck!? Ewwwwww!

That Kid Is Worse Than Fregely. Anyway I Ran Into Bill At Crossland High, He Just Said This :

Bill : Pool Party After School!

Greg : Whoohoo!

I Told Rowley Bill Was Holding A Pool Party After School. He Just Said This :

Rowley : Can I Bring My Dino Blazer Action Figures?

Greg : Ask Bill!

Bill : Sure!

After School, I Dashed To Bill's House And Boy Was That Pool Party Nice.

Thursday

Manny Is Now Watching Cartoon Network Shows Like The High Fructrose Adventures Of Annoying Orange, But That Orange Isn't Annoying.

TV : You Really Are An Apple.

Manny : *laughs Like Annoying Orange*

I Invited Fred Over To Play Twisted Wizard After School.

Greg : Wanna Play Twisted Wizard After School?

Fred : DO I?

Now That I Think About It, I Actually DO Have A Lot of Journals. I Have A Whole Shelf Dedicated To Them. And Tim Denmiet Started The Cheese Touch Again.

Soccer Player : *Runs Into Tim*

Tim : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CHEESE TOUCH WILL START AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *touches The Cheese* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Three Random Students : TIM HAS THE CHEESE TOUCH!!!!

Everyone Except Tim : SCREAM!

Tim : I'll Get My Revenge! *touches soccer player who ran into him* You Have The Cheese Touch!

Soccer Player Who Ran Into Tim : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That Was A Lot Of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s. I Met Up At Fred's To Play Twisted Wizard.

Fred : Hey, Greg!

Greg : Hey, Fred!

I Then Recieved A Call From Mary. She Asked If I Wanted To Go On A Date Tomorrow And I Was Fine With That. I Then Made A Prank Call And Signed Patty Farell Up For Daycare.

Phone : Name Please?

Greg : Fart Farell.

Phone : Ok Ms. Patty Farell Is Signed Up.

Friday

When I Was Taking My Work Book From My Locker This Happened :

Patty : I Keep Recieveing Messages From Daycare.

Eve : Maybe It Was A Boy.

Patty : I' M GONNA MAKE HIM PAY!

Greg : *shudder shudder*

That Is Why I'm Never Prank Calling Again. I Told All My Friends That I Prank Called The Daycare And Signed Up Patty And She's Going To Tear Me To Peices, But Tom Said Apologize But I Told Tom That If She Found Out he'd STILL Tear Me To Peices Even After I Apologized And Fred Said That His Cousin, Bob Can Get Me A New Identity And Get Me To The Poconos And I Told Him That Was The Dumbest Thing Ever, But He Said That It Was'nt. I Told Them I'll Just Pretend Tim Did It.

Friday

I Just Never Talked To Patty And Dylan Got Detention For 2 Weeks.

Dylan : But I Did'nt Do It!

Patty + Vice Principal Roy : Yeah, Right!

Saturday

Those Were Some Pretty Good Days. My Date With Mary Was Cool And I Made Twisted Wizard 3 On Scratch.