Greg's No Nut November

Warning: u/Swaghawk42 rated this fanfiction 18+. Viewer discretion is advised.

Greg's No Nut November is a LLB published on Reddit by u/Swaghawk42.

Plot
As part of No Nut November, Susan announces that whoever doesn't nut in the entire extended Heffley family will get an Infininte Nut Pass, which entitles that person to always have the right to do it, much to the annoyance of Grandma. Frank fails on the first night, followed by Manny on accident, but according to Susan he is still out. The next day, Greg, Frank and Rodrick hear a gunshot and find that Manny has committed suicide by blasting off his own head with Frank's shotgun. However, Susan doesn't care about this and shrugs it off.

Before they head to the annual Thanksgiving celebration with the entire Heffley family, Greg is worried that Uncle Byron will snap, having been on the edge before. When Grandpa causes Byron to nut, Byron pulls out two guns and shoots Grandpa in the chest twice, killing him. Byron opens fire on the Heffley family, blowing off Malcom's head with a shotgun. Uncle Travis manages to kick down the door before Byron shoots him three times in the back, allowing Rodrick, Grandma, Frank, Greg and Susan to escape. Byron shoots Uncle Larry in the head and kills 23 more people before the police gun him down. Grandma confronts Susan, but Susan stabs her in the chest, before stabbing her to death.

Susan calls Greg down to tell him that Rodrick lost, before revealing to Greg that she is actually a serial killer named Sammy Twitchdic, who killed his family. Greg runs from him and finds that Sammy killed Rodrick by gouging out his eyes. Greg escapes to Hardscrabble Farms, where he is confronted by Sammy with a knife, before Greg rams a hatchet into Sammy's skull, killing him. Trapped, Greg writes in his journal as he succumbs to hypothermia and dies.