Greg Browses Rule 34

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Greg Browses Rule 34 is a fanfic made by u/Dust-Dust-Gold.

Plot
Greg usually tends to overhear Rodrick talking to his friends about this show called "Hentai", a romance show. Greg wants to watch Hentai since he feels left out. There's one problem, though: His parents never pay for streaming services, so he always has to pirate shows. The websites he uses have pornographic ads, so he always deletes them from his search history and forgets them due to their silly names. So he asks Lionel James to give him some sites he can watch Hentai on, but he ends up laughing and snitching.

Greg is mad and very confused by this since he doesn't know why he's laughing, or what "porn" is. Greg ends up having to stay after class, and his teacher Mrs. Craig asks him if he knows what happens in porn. When Greg doesn't know, she has to use her mouth a little.

and makes obnoxious screeching sounds. duh.

On the way home from school, Greg spots Lionel being a delinquent outside Mrs. Fredericks' house. Greg asks Lionel where to find Hentai/Porn, and he informs him about a site called "Rule 34" that has images and shows of all his favorite characters and franchises. When Greg and Rowley went home, Greg searches up the site and Rowley freaks out at the bikini girl on the top of the home page. Greg reassures him it's just an ad.

They look up Lil' Cutie, and discover that the website isn't for shows at all, it's for perverted fantasies of fictional characters. Some artwork of Lil' Cutie had him as an adult, some he wasn't even a human. After browsing, Greg and Rowley come upon Shädman, who has a bunch of terrible artwork. But nothing is working to get them off of it, the screen keeps scrolling without anyone touching the mouse and the exit button isn't working, either. Then Greg hears footsteps and remembers devastating news: Rodrick's band plays on Friday.

The band members come into Greg's room, and all of a sudden Rodrick comes from the ceiling and announces they're looking at Shädman. They start laughing, and Rodrick fixes the computer, while the band members tell their Shädman stories. Rodrick plays My Life as a Teenage Robot to calm Greg down, but things get... rocky. Rodrick keeps playing more and more videos, and his friends force Greg to watch, which ends with The Amazing World of Gumball, Super Mario and Persona getting ruined for him.

Greg threatens to hurt Rodrick with a pencil, which leads to them getting into a fight. The door swings open, and suddenly Susan is standing at the door. Greg attempts to explain, but Rodrick and Co. are already out the window. Susan asks Greg what's on his screen, but it turns out the computer has inexplicably turned from Rule 34 to Eddsworld. Greg explains that the screaming wasn't coming from the house, but rather Eddsworld. She leaves his room, and Greg goes to delete his browser history.

the computer was alive.

and anthropomorphic.

The computer girl attempts to introduce herself, but Greg goes to sleep before she can do anything. The next day, the computer is completely normal and not alive. Greg, still shaken up, asks Lionel if the robot was real. Lionel, being baffled, asks "Did you like... browse through the robot tag?" And the story ends.