Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The AI Book

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The AI Book is made by literally shoving the first 4 pages of the DOAWK book into a AI's mind and making new things

This book has 217 Pages

human part ( first 4 pages of the orignal DOAWK book )
SEPTEMBER

Tuesday

First of all, let me get something straight: This

is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it

Says on the cover, but when Mom went out to

buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to

get one that didn't say "diary" on it.

Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me

carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.

The other thing I want to clear up right away

is that this was MOM's idea, not mine.

But if she thinks I'm going to write down my

"feelings" in here or whatever, she's So crazy.

just don't expect me to be all "Dear Diary" this

and "Dear Diary" that.

The only reason I agreed to do this at all is

because I figure later on when I'm rich and

famous, I'll have better things to do than

answer people's stupid questions all day long. So

this book is gonna come in handy.

Like I said, I'll be famous one

day, but for now

I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.

Let me just say for the record that I think

middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented.

You got kids like me who haven't hit their

growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who

need to shave twice a day.

And then they wonder why bullying is such a big

problem in middle school.

But then again, If it was up to me,

grade levels would be based

on height, not age. I guess that would mean

kids like Chirag Gupta would still be in the first grade.

Today is the first day of school, and right now

we're just waiting around for the teacher to hurry

up and finish the seating chart. So I figured I

might as well write in this book to pass the time. By the

oh way, let me give you some good advice. On the first

day of school, you got to be real careful where. you

sit. You walk into the classroom and just plunk your

stuff down any old desk and the know the teacher is saying

So in this class, I got stuck with Chris Hosey in

front of me and Lionel James in back of me.

AI Time
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